Everyday I eat beans for lunch straight from the can. Ends up being 10.5 cans per week
Add 1tbsp olive oil and some Italian seasoning
by ParkingBasis
35 Comments
crispjab
Put them back in your PC where they belong
Belltower_Bat
Your farts could probably set off a seismograph
BearPros2920
Ouch. Sadly, beans were what I lived off of for a while when I was scrimping and pinching. If I ever look at an another bean or chickpea, I’m running as fast as I can!
TrainAffectionate212
Not a true 2 canner
Apprehensive_Leg6647
If the beans are in a bowl is it truly straight from the can ?
Yesmar00
Give us a rundown of your top three favorite beans.
peitsad
What events in your life led to this?
-hesh-
bet them farts are bassy
DJAllOut
The flatulence could launch you into orbit
TheDevilishFrenchfry
Why not just buy dried beans and put them in a slow cooker all cooker all day and make like 10x the amount of beans for the price of one can? Canned beans are good for some things I think like when you need a quick side in 10 mins or so but if you eat them everyday you might as well just make a big batch
forevervalerie
Why?
facebookyouknow
you say straight from the can, but I see a bowl
SandboxSimulator
Are you that one salesman on Tiktok with the bean diet? Either way, respect, get that protein 🫡
Treacle_Pendulum
Got some Rorschach breaking and entering vibes
BearRU90
Baked beans in tomato sauce are good too, I like this brand:
You should switch to dried beans and cook them. That’s a lot of can food in a week.
VisionAri_VA
A ten-day week? Do you live in Ancient Egypt?
hand13
to everyone asking why OPs week has 10 days: y‘all cant divide 10,5 by 7 to understand they eat 1,5 cans per day?
lelwanichan
this isn’t frugaljerk
noblemile
If I did that right now my colostomy bag would turn into a hot air balloon.
frankenboobehs
Excellent fiber and protein tho, I bet you have awesome poops. People don’t realize how much fiber is good for you until you get older and start looking to add it to your diet. Good on you.
rundyult

Local-Caterpillar421
Beans can be turned into great “burgers” & chili. You can & should add rice, potatoes, pasta as well as sauces. Great hearty vegetable soups can be made, too!
There are such a variety of beans available as well as slow cookers. You need to vary the recipes with a little effort!
bajablastn
Can’t say I’ve bean there before
somanydimensions
I wish I was this easily satisfied. My life would be so much easier and cheaper.
alwaysflaccid666
if you wanna kick it up a notch, you should add red onions and tomatoes into it. Raw and diced up. Hint of lemon juice.
That’s what I do when I eat canned beans
DookieToe2
Apparently just eating beans every day adds 6 years to your life.
Sproose_Moose
I wish I could eat solely for sustenance
OnMyHonestAccount
I do this with green beans and black pepper and my husband acts like I’m insane. I showed him your beans and he said, “christ there are two of you?” But I bet there are dozens of us.
Ok-Boot-5212
I do this too but I add some canned tuna, olive oil, and black pepper. Surprisingly good.
JazzlikeChard7287
This looks splendid and I’m so glad someone shares my sick love for legumes!!!
silkin
You’ve been living the great depression for a while huh
fmflath
Have a sister in law who does this, she didn’t even put them in a bowl, straight from the can with the pull top still attached 💀 yall are psychos hahaha
Distorted_Penguin

CzernaZlata
Im intrigued to know why it’s not eleven cans a week
35 Comments
Put them back in your PC where they belong
Your farts could probably set off a seismograph
Ouch. Sadly, beans were what I lived off of for a while when I was scrimping and pinching. If I ever look at an another bean or chickpea, I’m running as fast as I can!
Not a true 2 canner
If the beans are in a bowl is it truly straight from the can ?
Give us a rundown of your top three favorite beans.
What events in your life led to this?
bet them farts are bassy
The flatulence could launch you into orbit
Why not just buy dried beans and put them in a slow cooker all cooker all day and make like 10x the amount of beans for the price of one can? Canned beans are good for some things I think like when you need a quick side in 10 mins or so but if you eat them everyday you might as well just make a big batch
Why?
you say straight from the can, but I see a bowl
Are you that one salesman on Tiktok with the bean diet? Either way, respect, get that protein 🫡
Got some Rorschach breaking and entering vibes
Baked beans in tomato sauce are good too, I like this brand:
[https://www.farmboy.ca/products/farm-boy-sugarbush-canned-baked-beans-398-ml/](https://www.farmboy.ca/products/farm-boy-sugarbush-canned-baked-beans-398-ml/)
You should switch to dried beans and cook them. That’s a lot of can food in a week.
A ten-day week? Do you live in Ancient Egypt?
to everyone asking why OPs week has 10 days:
y‘all cant divide 10,5 by 7 to understand they eat 1,5 cans per day?
this isn’t frugaljerk
If I did that right now my colostomy bag would turn into a hot air balloon.
Excellent fiber and protein tho, I bet you have awesome poops. People don’t realize how much fiber is good for you until you get older and start looking to add it to your diet. Good on you.

Beans can be turned into great “burgers” & chili. You can & should add rice, potatoes, pasta as well as sauces. Great hearty vegetable soups can be made, too!
There are such a variety of beans available as well as slow cookers. You need to vary the recipes with a little effort!
Can’t say I’ve bean there before
I wish I was this easily satisfied. My life would be so much easier and cheaper.
if you wanna kick it up a notch, you should add red onions and tomatoes into it. Raw and diced up. Hint of lemon juice.
That’s what I do when I eat canned beans
Apparently just eating beans every day adds 6 years to your life.
I wish I could eat solely for sustenance
I do this with green beans and black pepper and my husband acts like I’m insane. I showed him your beans and he said, “christ there are two of you?” But I bet there are dozens of us.
I do this too but I add some canned tuna, olive oil, and black pepper. Surprisingly good.
This looks splendid and I’m so glad someone shares my sick love for legumes!!!
You’ve been living the great depression for a while huh
Have a sister in law who does this, she didn’t even put them in a bowl, straight from the can with the pull top still attached 💀 yall are psychos hahaha

Im intrigued to know why it’s not eleven cans a week